Disease definition:
This disease is also known as The Roskilde Depression. It follows bigger events in which you have participated for app. a weak or so. To get this disease following things will have occured durring this event:
1. Plenty of your closest friends must also have participated.
2. The event was fantastic and exceeded your expectations.
3. The event must be over.
3. You have arrived at home and you are now alone, without any of your friends, which have also participated in the event.
4. You have been home for long enough time to realize, that 30 of these friends will not appear on your doorstep.
Having recently returned from the beautiful Alps of France, more specifically Val Thorens, the fear that this disease will hit me within few hours has crawled up my spine. Therefore I have compiled a list of possible cures for this disease:
1. Sleep. When you sleep you do not feel the depression and you will end up being awakened by a call from a friend.
2. Make as many chill-appointments as possible with as many as your friends as possible. Eventually the event will be far so away that the risk of catching the disease will be non-existing.
3. The list ends here. The disease will strike most people and is very hard to avoid.

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